no

controlled chaos

[no @gingermicrons]

death, taxes, and not knowing which movie to watch next

[َ @gffyoq]

"?????" is such a top tier response to a stupid text.

[໊ @ilswyth]

“i watched that film you recomme-” i love you

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

It's September next week

[no @gingermicrons]

so am i gonna be able to see coyote vs acme in theatres or will the violence be “too much” for the indian censorship board

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

#yay

[no @gingermicrons]

“there are monkey bar days and there are buzzball days”

[zie @middaytrsyt]

Who up smoking bisexual marlboros

[sonny★ @simonsfunkel]

"I asked chatgpt!" well I asked Kermit and he said you should look for the rainbow connection

[TapL @TapLHarV]

I am going to retweet this tweet on August 19th, 2026.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

BDSM (Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm)

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

I need to start hiding my money from myself

[💕 @Beebz05]

I took the Covid vaccine in 2021 and today I have 255 unread work emails. Yall please research smh

[hales @badbithayhay]

september gone be a good month

[𓏵 @7nxyan]

nobody cares about your mental health until it turns into anger and then everyone sees you as a bad person

[Marieanne @Meytrullers17]

Stop chat gpt!!

[🌐 @felxbr]

maybe the most iconic final line in cinema

[rye @v_osamu]

slowly growing apart from people that once meant everything to you

[𓏵 @7nxyan]

people will make you feel unwanted then act surprised when you act distant

[your positive corner @dolliefae]

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