Maggs

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[Maggs @gingerrage1997]

Why hold hands when you could be holding a coffee?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

just had the thought “should i give my bf a treat of some sort when he does something nice for me to reinforce that he should keep doing that?” and then i realized that’s dog training

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

just a friendly reminder:

[Simone @SimoneRacanelli]

I’ll never forgive the people who voted for Ford. So much pain and suffering could’ve been prevented if this province was politically literate. This oaf promised that he could lower hydro prices and give you college dive bar priced beer and people fell for it.

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my #DougFord cartoon for Thursday's @TorontoStar #onpoli

[Michael Hollett @m_hollett]

If we need more motivation, watching climate change rip BC apart and after listening to Glasgow Blah Blah Blah conference, we cannot allow @fordnation to build his 1950s-fantasy, Greenbelt and farmland destroying asphalt strip in Ontario. We're accomplices if we don't stop him.

[keswick @keswickproblems]

Lower income people spend almost everything to survive. The rich now own more of the economy than at any time in history.

When they come knocking at your door to convince you of the value of a highway they'll be wearing plain clothes to look like one of us. Don't be fooled.

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

How the Grinch got everything in the divorce

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

yeah daylight savings sucks because seasonal depression but it also sucks because it vastly reduces the number of hours i can be outside as a woman without literally fearing for my life

[Jini Maxwell @astroblob]

I was writing alone at a bar and this guy comes up to me, stops at a respectful distance, and says, "just wanted to check on a scale of 1-10 how open you are to talking to a drunk stranger? I'm waiting for friends, but I can totally just leave you alone." A+, immaculate vibes

[Michael Warner @drmwarner]

By setting a date (Jan 17, 2022) for lifting vaccine requirements in certain settings @ongov is working against its stated goal of maximizing vaccine uptake.

[Maggs @gingerrage1997]

@Cosmopolitan #smalldickenergy

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

he be kiIIing people and still be able to text back. don’t settle for less ladies

[Chris Murphy @christress]

"We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week

[Maggs @gingerrage1997]

I made fall muffins for my neighbour’s, but I made them a little too “healthy”. I decided it’s best I keep them to myself and not make them feel guilty for hating the healthy muffins ahah

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram all down...

Twitter:

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

remember when people were like: why would drug dealers put fentanyl in their shit and kill their customers?

well,

[Maggs @gingerrage1997]

I feel so blessed to be with the man of my dreammmsss🥰💜💙💍

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

“I only lost my sense of smell.” that’s your nervous system right there, my guy. thats your brain.

[Kara Babcock @tachyondecay]

The number of PPC lawn signs in my neighbourhood concerns me. It isn’t that I think the local candidate has a chance of winning. It’s that so many people feel comfortable announcing out loud their alignment with such hatred.