Antifada

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

[A. @notoriousaali]

THIS TWEET AGED SO WELL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil https://t.co/cVJZYTMbdA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passerbys Walk Straight Through Them https://t.co/z82OFciMK4

[Bill Prady ⚛️ Now at 🦋 @billprady]

I decided to just teach my son to respect women.

Fewer things to buy.

[Naomi Klein @NaomiAKlein]

Anyone else feeling pummeled by the triple whammy of the IPCC climate report, Brazil's election results + the f-u of the Kavanaugh's appointment? It all feels connected somehow: greed cooking our planet, elites pitting us against each other, while wrapping themselves in impunity.

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

who's gonna tell the people who think yelling at senators is rude how women got the right to vote

[bookish M.Ed 🇭🇹 @aROSEthatGREW]

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE DAY!!

Just a small reminder.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It is well past time we eliminate the Electoral College, a shadow of slavery’s power on America today that undermines our nation as a democratic republic.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

To believe America was "a leader" in any of these things (until 2017) is the by-product of profound historical ignorance, jingoistic blindness and/or narcissistic myopia. That this tweet went viral is as unsurprising as it is depressing, a sign of how propagandized this era is.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

If a guy says he's nervous about #MeToo, just remind him that we come down pretty hard on murderers too, and ask him why that doesn't make him nervous. If he says, "Because I haven't murdered anyone," then you've learned something new about your friend.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Memo to Kanye West: This is what an informed opinion sounds like

[redacted tonight @RedactedTonight]

American citizen: *dies, due to lack of afforable healthcare*

wages: *not growing*

news: *owned and operated by war profiteers*

world’s wealth: *seized by global oligarchs*

student debt: *exists*

Washington Post: Russian propaganda is making millennials reject capitalism.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Urged To Be Extra Sensitive To Men Reliving Trauma Of Not Getting Something https://t.co/AXNztKn0NO

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i would just like to say i am a man who is not afraid because i.... don’t sexually assault people. thank u for your time

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

It's kind of amazing that one of the most naturally talented politicians to emerge in some time also happens to be a highly effective, aggressive and rather merciless combatant in social media messaging. As @ashleyfeinberg said, the DNC should just turn over its accounts to her.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to the Trump administration on making “stealing money from cancer patients to use for kidnapping children” a thing that exists outside of comic book villains

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Make It Stop https://t.co/NNRVNSvQxP

[Sara Valentine @saramvalentine]

Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“But how do you pay for it”

[𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 @vickmontoyaa]

“what’s your WiFi password”

“It’s on the back of the router”

Router: