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Random thoughts, questions, comments, or concerns about the world

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Ring neighborhood alerts

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Throwin it back and putting on some Tom & Jerry

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America and our national debt is kinda like the lannisters with the iron bank

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@ChickfilA please, for the love of god, give us spicy chicken nuggets. I pray for them every night

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@instasanti_

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If you drive with hazards on in the rain, you are the hazard

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@instasanti_ I can’t help that people see me Cummin 😭

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For me it was believing that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, one would grow in my stomach…

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What’s the dumbest thing yalls parents made you believe as a kid?

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Literally upgraded my seats for my next flight bc I can’t do another flight with my knees in the seat infront of me. This would be a blessing

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Airline seats too small? The FAA may change that https://t.co/MG2IKSoocl by @Pras_S

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“The past is history, the future is a mystery. And this moment is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present”

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Why do we still swear under oath at court? Not everyone believes in god. What about a fine based on a percent of net worth (excluding liabilities) if caught lying? That’ll make peoples butthole pucker

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“You know what you use to clean stuff? A sponge. You know what you use to clean a sponge? The trash”

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Somethin about peeing outside in the grass vs. inside in a toilet, is just so liberating

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Just read that an ambulance crew is limiting its service outside of 911 calls. Annual fuel expense is $50k and it’s already close… it’s only June 😅

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@elhombre_21 That guy deserves some team fried merch cause clearly he’s fried

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When the Joe Rogan podcast ends right as you pull up to your house

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Nothing more upsetting than being halfway done edging the yard and then running out of string on the weed eater

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Best sang of 2020 was “stay home if you sicc, come over if you thicc”

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Whoever is playing these games that they advertise on Twitter are completely garbage.