(allegedly)

my parents shoulda just left me in the drafts

[(allegedly) @instasanti_]

not everyone will think im funny and that’s okay but they’re wrong

[▪️🇦🇷🇪🇸🇺🇸 @yslahlan]

this messi cheating gimmick has legit rage baited me, yall won

[Rafael Hernández @RafaelH117]

Argentina wins these easy Copa América titles because they only face teams like Ecuador and Paraguay, both countries who beat Germany. Heh.

[Marc Geschwind @MarcGeschwind]

Love European teams discovering how much it fucking SUCKS to play these South American teams.

They defend like animals, so compact, so difficult to break down. They are brutal to play against.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

This still might be the greatest response of all time

[(allegedly) @instasanti_]

RIP i thought we had more time, goodbye old friend 😢

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[(allegedly) @instasanti_]

the 2026 version of dinner with jay z or $500,000

[Ali Grids @AliGrids]

Would you rather have…

Infinite Claude in 2009 or 1 Bitcoin in 2009?

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

& everyday that mf show us why smh

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

"I am here to cough and take as long possible to complete the simplest task." - Every person on line ahead of you

[Jake @Jarm1595]

@NoiBoobSweat sir, a third pack of Newport’s has been located

[(allegedly) @instasanti_]

@spikesguides you forgot to mention the brights on full blast

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Jim in the Office whenever the engaged woman interacts with her fiance

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

how many of you remember the original ChatGPT homepage from 1998

[𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙚 .✦ ݁˖ @y2kcole]

I can’t figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher

[RichardRatBoy @RichardRatBoy1]

Frontier Airlines:

“And to my friend Spirit Airlines. Rest now. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla.”