Emma Johnson

the world's worst wing-woman.

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

Before and after I told @HillaryClinton that she was a hit at all of our parties

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

Being an adult means listening to your old party playlists 2 hype you up to simply do your job 🥲

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@MattaOfFact Amanda I laughed out LOUD. I cackled

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

A very on brand

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@_Parrax7 Weird, totally thought that would have worked out for you?

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@swaglikeyas L O L

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@ExcessiveCosts Join the hot grl w thigh tattoo club !! WE HAVE FUN

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@ExcessiveCosts We like them.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

same

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

Last night I bought a baby monitor for my bird. Because sometimes she gets nightmares. I think I’ve finally lost my mind. Plz send thoughts and prayers my way.

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not moving an inch today in solidarity with the boat.

[evil flat-chested wench @troytheboyy]

To the writer who wrote "What is grief if not love persevering?" in WandaVision, I hope you ok baby 🤍

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@swaglikeyas Love and appreciate YOUR GUIDANCE

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[QK @qkwva]

Sorry boss I can't work I am doomscrolling the coup attempt

[beef @AlmightyTrop]

I hope Mariah Carey getting some good rest today cause it’s game time at midnight

[Emma Johnson @gingersnippy]

@torunngundersen What the fuk