Paul Szatkowski

Occasionally ginger, mostly strawberry blonde. Director of @hursttechnology. I tweet about food....a lot.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.

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Good news @caseyliss - I’ve found three countries you could move to that satisfy little endian date format, ambient temp in F and that drive on the right. Take your pick between Liberia, Palau and the Federated States of Micronesia.

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Shout out to whoever is left in the Twitter infrastructure team trying to stop this house of cards from tumbling down 😬

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@Pax8EMEA Thank you to all of your team, especially Alex MacKenzie for being an absolute hero.

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@reckless Their maths is fucking wild.

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@stroughtonsmith @_DavidSmith It has taken me 21 years of working for myself to accept that I don’t have to be productive all of the time. It’s hard but I’m in a much better place knowing that it’s OK to have some slack days.

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Knew it.

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Candlestick on the Masked Dancer is 100% @LiamcBakes

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Why the hell am I watching people make tacos on bake off?! In what world is making a taco a baking challenge?!

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@imyke

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😞

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@caseyliss Here’s a question - have you had issues adjusting backlight brightness on your studio display when connected via the TS4? It’s 50/50 whether I can adjust it on the XDR via the TS4 but works 100% when the XDR is plugged in directly.

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Candlestick on the Masked Dancer is 100% @LiamcBakes

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@PapaJohnsUK Well apparently they just cancelled the order. No call or text. Just a message on the pizza tracker. Really shoddy service.

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@PapaJohnsUK We placed an order 90 minutes ago, the tracker hasn’t updated and the Tunbridge Wells store isn’t answering the phone. How can we cancel this order?

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@imyke I’d think I was perpetually drunk looking at that!!

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@Botanygeek Inflation innit. 😉

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@philshilling Seems legit.

[Trudi @Trudski2012]

People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.

[COOK @theCOOKkitchen]

Polite notice: patrons are reminded that clambering into our freezers with a Mojito is not allowed.

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@caseyliss As much as working in the Microsoft ecosystem drives me bananas, their developer documentation is REALLY good. Apple really needs to learn a thing or two from them.