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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Deutsche Bank has an "Oasis" index, which is the price of 5 beers and 2 packs of cigarettes

[Dayton Mills @daytonmills]

Imagine coming home to your wife getting fingerblasted by your $20k robot teleoperated by some 3rd worlder

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

Adoptado pero ¿a qué costo?

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

i've seen enough.

get this man to san francisco

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[Jimmy Heaters @CathPoaster]

I have better taste than you, don’t you get it? I went to Stanford, you went to Berkeley. I wear Common Projects, you wear Veja. My consumer tech is Teenage Engineering, you got yours from Best Buy. I live in San Francisco, you live in San Jose. I’m a member of technical staff, you are an engineer. Everything about me is out of distribution, you’re more of an average. I read Nick Land, you read Jared Diamond. You can’t understand me, I know everything about you. I’m an exited founder, you’re employee # whatever. I go to exclusive parties, you go to hackathons. I live in Pac Heights…you don’t live in Pac Heights. I’m me, and you are you. You could be me if important people allowed you to be. But I’d never be you. I need you to know this. I really really really need you to know this.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

All these boys in New York running around thinking they dressed like JFK, Jr when they REALLY dressed like Martha Stewart in 1993

[★ @thematrixwizard]

how it feels leaving the hotel for a cup of coffee on your first morning on vacation

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Last thing EBITDA sees before it gets adjusted

[Daniel Yang @punished_daniel]

Still the funniest review I have ever seen

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

commenting “ai slop” on couples’ valentine’s day pics

[Jack Loder @JackLoder_]

The Niners had to play the Mahomes dynasty Chiefs in the Super Bowl twice and the Seahawks get to play the San Jose State club flag football team, nice.

[⟠Palis⟠🐍 @palis]

In my 30+ years of life in the Bay Area living in 11 cities here, the most distinct and strange archetype of young person I encounter is those who grew up in Palo Alto

First off, they almost universally loathe their parents and feel victimized by them. They’re left wing but extremely machiavellian, they have the violent agitator belief system of disenfranchised revolutionaries with the jaded aloofness of an aristocrat class. Bizarre combination and very recognizable, so many times in my life I encounter the archetype and later learn they grew up in PA, and it immediately is obvious in hindsight

There’s no parallel to it in the Bay Area, it’s like there’s something in the water. Kids from affluent areas of the East Bay, SF, Los Gatos/Saratoga all have subtle distinctions but generally have pretty similar, chill, moderate-left, high achieving cultures. For some reason the affluent Palo Alto area is has this little isolated subculture of young people full of hatred with a super high rate of sociopaths

[“paula” @paularambles]

another day of honest work

[Erika Lee @erikalee]

tiktok has a new trend where people drink hot water and stretch in the morning and call it being chinese

but have u ever cried while doing math with your dad at the kitchen table and he broke your pencil in half

[Middle Earth @_middleEarth]

If Bilbo asked ChatGPT

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

Wow 8 inches of snow

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again