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pretend designer.

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Monday morning is: waking up feeling like somebody mistook you for a piñata in your sleep.

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@xveneziex At one point, I did. What are you fittin' to do?

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Seven year old me would be so jealous after finding out that I live on a street that has a regularly passing ice cream truck.

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I want my design aesthetic to feel like how Boards of Canada sounds.

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Can you trade stupid party tricks for goods? Asking for a friend.

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@kingstontech

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Nothing on the planet makes me want to scream like having a hard drive crash.

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Will having an exhaustive knowledge about cartoons get me a job?

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Crohn's disease is a lot like the game "red light, green light," except when you don't stop, you get beaten with golf club.

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I keep getting calls from a wrong number telling me that I can refinance my home. Dude, I can't afford new shoes, let alone a house.

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I feel like I spend all my time waiting. Waiting for food, waiting for bedtime, waiting for planetary annihilation. The usual stuff.

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@Eric_Herm I hear doxing is the new cease and desist.

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Does anybody in Pittsburgh want to hire a graphic designer who does a convincing dog bark? If so, contact me; I'm your guy.

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@RoboRaraigh Save your money, just punch yourself in the face a few times for the same adrenaline rush.

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@ryanbraumann Oddly enough, I was reading about them today. They released their first album in 1988, so I suppose that qualifies them, but still weird.

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I've been listening to Psychic Babble incessantly the past few days, and it's been extraordinary. Thanks for being awesome, @colincirca.

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@the4thcoiro oh! no! I'm not going to prison. I was just curious so I looked it up.

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I want to learn everything so I can be good at everything.