Gin 💙 🇺🇦

can’t be bothered with all of this.

[Frank @FranDaBarber]

#RickyGervais this needs to be a thing around the world

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Starmer enjoying legal curry and beer

Daily Mail front pages:

10+

Johnson leaving a Nato meeting about Russian poisonings on British soil to go and stay/meet with a Russian KGB agent, off the record, with a direct line in to Putin’s foreign minister

Daily Mail front pages:

0

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Tory leadership contest latest:
Sunak - I’ll increase poverty.
Truss - I’ll kill everyone.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Live scenes from the Bank of England:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The first rule of naming something, never ask the British public.

[Gin 💙 🇺🇦 @GinSculthorp]

@rdgchronicle The cycke lanes don’t go anywhere and then stop. Completely useless.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Our next PM thought dogs barking would deter drones…

[Gin 💙 🇺🇦 @GinSculthorp]

Thanks, but @coopuk it’s still better not to use it in the first place. The I store recycling bins at my coop are tiny. And don’t even get me started on my coop removing the bike lock area and therefore not supporting sustainable transport.

[Co-op @coopuk]

@GinSculthorp Hi there, all our own brand packaging can now be recycled using our in-store recycling bins. Please go to the link below which provides all the information on this service. Thanks ^Martin

https://t.co/v1ljOhpzwB

[The Horne Section @hornesection]

This is brilliant.

[Gin 💙 🇺🇦 @GinSculthorp]

@coopuk this is horrendous. So much plastic! Only 12% of plastic sent for recycling is actually recycled. Better to not use it in the first place. Why so much plastic for this when others use card? Come in coop. Up your game please.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

For all those British people who have been stuck in massive Brexit passport delays know that the EU offered British people a permanent visa waiver arrangement but the UK Government declined it.

The EU is not to blame, your government is.
#Brexit

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

YES

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Crying. So brilliant. So important. Too emotional to articulate more. I am glad there are 7 year olds watching this who wanted to be a goalkeeper like I did! But didn’t think it was ‘appropriate’ or ‘allowed’ to voice it. Thank you Lionesses. #Lionesses

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

In case you haven’t seen this…

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Don’t take too much notice of the fact that our losses from Brexit are 178 times greater than what we’ve gained so far. That’s all going to come good over the next 50 years, according to Rees-Mogg. Just you wait.

[Another Angry Voice @Angry_Voice]

Everyone is enjoying their cheaper gas bills, right?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Never trust a man who casually dresses like he is going to help the nazis steal the ark of the covenant.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

i hate it when he does this

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

You don't have to stick that bag of warm salad in every takeaway curry you produce, no fucker eats it. Stick an extra poppadom in instead. Thanks.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

All change: the new edition of Private Eye is on sale now!