Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.
For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
Attention all College Students! The suspense is killing us, but the wait is finally over! The Young One's Shortlist is here... Don’t get too excited we still have a few more weeks till the finalist are announced.Stay tuned, folks! https://t.co/mms5UwZwtP
#YoungOnesShortlist
My kingdom for never having to encounter anything that begins with the word ‘trap’ other than music.
No trap…
Golf
Karaoke
Brunch
Painting
Yoga
Poverty and violence isn’t a lifestyle aesthetic. Respectfully. ❤️
Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology.
(Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)
I’m a storyteller and my work and my life has always been animated by the idea that social change is both urgently necessary and possible.
I’m beyond honored to receive this recognition from @adage. #40under40
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