Giovanni

I don’t know anything

[Sankar Basu @SankarBasu8]

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward. :- Soren Kierkegaard

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@neelsomani @samuel_spitz I’ve been watching your TikTok’s for a while good to see you here too

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@girlultrastan

[Fifth Third Bank @FifthThird]

We rang the opening bell at the @NYSE today — a historic moment and the largest bank transfer in exchange history. Same name since 1908. Entirely different bank.

On to the next chapter.
#NYSE #53Better #FITB

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@BoringBiz_ The art of the deal 🤣🤣

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@paulswaney3 I’m confused why people are shocked the whole point of PE firms is that they are primarily a capital allocation and structuring business

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@wuraa_olaaa Same thing with LinkedIn

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

This guy

[Patrick Karim @badcharts1]

Not sure why $200 crude oil is seen as the Boogeyman.

Price compared July 2005 vs today:
-> Gold was $425, now over $5000
-> Silver was $7, now over $80
-> Oil was $60, now only $96

It's still one of the cheaper assets.
Wake me up when oil is above $500.

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@sophiadew @MianMajidd

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@dirtcheapbanks What happens when that grandma dies…isn’t it something like 40-45 percent of new banking customers chose fintechs anyway. If you can’t get deposits how can you give out loans?

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

Did anyone realize what just happened here?

This is one of the strangest things happening in tech right now.

Scientists put 200,000 human brain cells on a chip and taught them to play Doom.

Yes. Real neurons.

> $35K per system
> 30 units run on ~1000W
> Your brain runs on ~20W
> AI data centers burn megawatts

They’re now selling Wetware as a Service.

Developers can literally deploy code to living neurons in the cloud.

This neither simulation nor silicon, this is Actual brain cells.

Welcome to biological computing.

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@dougboneparth @krishnanrohit In America you can generate capital losses for people and they still won’t be happy

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@blockgraze Your father generated his own capital losses 🤣🤣

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@krishnanrohit Glass half full type of guy

[Austen Allred @Austen]

So frustrating when you give somebody capital losses and they don’t even remember to say thank you

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

Time to see how much capital losses I’ve generated so far

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

@nick_vladkis @troyhouse Then you generated capital losses. Did you use those yet??

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@AcquiredFM @jtaby !!

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@BoringBiz_ Stories from banking and career advice for finance would be amazing. Long time follower, great work!

Would also love if you shared insights on other areas of finance less talked about on X as much as IB and PE are

[Giovanni @giovanniafram]

@dieworkwear This is my favorite pessimistic account on X

[Demilade @alagaisflygod]

I really wish I studied something in Finance and not engineering