Patti Gipson

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Cathi: “That was a good work out. Where are the pastries?”

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Don: “Happy wife, poor husband.”

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While touring Tucson. Cathi: “The place I used to buy liquor in High School is now an espresso bar!”

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After tears from a disagreement: Lainey (4 years old). “I didn’t head butt him! It was a head boink!”.

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Susan at SXSW: “I haven’t used my smart brain in a while. My smart brain has been resting.”

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Cathi to me as I offered her some chocolate: “No, Satan!”.

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At SXSW Susie tasting beer: “Ew. That reminds me of my period!”

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Elly: “I can’t agree to disagree about anything!”

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Sister Susie: “I absolutely hate Mariachi Bands.”
Kate: They’re too joyful.

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Sister Susie to husband Don: “Every time I eat with you it’s like eating at a Dennys!”

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Me: “I have been quite busy this afternoon.”
Sister Susie: “You hide it well.”
OUCH!

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Mike: “If I die today, it’s because I ate two oranges.”

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Susie: “I want to get to the point in life where I can wear sequins any day.”

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Mike: “Strip poker wasn’t meant to be played with family.”

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Husband Mike at Sunday dinner: “My love language is meat.”

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@katymort_ You’ve lost your minds d! ❤️

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Sister Susan: “I got some new rosemary and olive oil deodorant. Now I smell like focaccia.”

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Don: “Have hummingbirds ever done anything for us?”
Sue: “Yes!! They pollinate plants!”
Don: “How does that help US?”
Sue: …

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Mike when discussing getting healthcare from a female provider: “I have to be careful because I am a handsome man and any normal woman will have designs for me.”

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My father: “I am always receptive to receiving boxes of chocolate.”