Captain ACAB

🌸 100% Not Relatable | Capitalism is a disease | Abolish the Police | BLM | Honk If You Love Dying and Being Dead 💀🌸

[Captain ACAB @giraffeshley]

I’m generally a person with a lot of empathy but that empathy absolutely does not extend to: cops, landlords, or nazis.
If you are a cop, landlord, or nazi I sincerely hope you eat shit and die. 🥰❤️

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[✨ ♡✧Jackie✧♡✨ @eruhammy]

i legitimately cant stop reading tweets about the whole ube ice cream drama. 'drama.'
'he shouldn't say he invented it' he didn't
'he should give credit to SEA ppl' it's for AAPI month
'sorbetes is already vegan' it isnt sorbetes
'this doesn't help filipino farmers' ????

[CAL 🪼 comms open @binkyfishy]

sure whatever

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

i interviewed marketers about their ai-obsessed bosses

[Are Capcom Collabs Back In The Fortnite Item Shop? @fortnitexcapcom]

This may be the worst response of all time:
>No sympathy or apology to the laid off workers
>Nothing acknowledging the future of the game
>Assumes it easy to find jobs because laid off workers have Epic Games on their resume
Nobody will think positively of you when you're gone

[Ash @AshStash__]

how it feels seeing everyone on pokopia when i dont have a switch 2

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

I can’t stand it anymore

[Captain ACAB @giraffeshley]

dont piss me off

[klawd クラウ🪞 @krakowunsung]

PUT THIS IN THE LOUVRE

[Reenie ✨REALIVE✨ @ReenieOnIce]

Yuma clapping and giggling while presenting us a sobbing Shun is absolutely sending me. I love them.

[monkey d lesbian @hualianphd]

junhwan

[fay @fengdanbleau]

sometimes i think im exaggerating how good yuzuru is but then i rewatch one of his programs after days of watching the current men's field and im like actually i dont glaze him enough

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I feel like everyone except for me has some innate, instinctive understanding of how to wear a beanie in a way that looks human and normal

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I have decanted
the olives
that were in
the tin can

and which
you were probably
saving
for Taco Tuesday

Forgive me
they were delicious
so savory
and so salty

[chloë ⚢ @ChloeNiccole]

they kill you for owning laoganma and furikake at the same time in 2026

[jordan @JordanUhl]

I gathered a few resources you can use & take action with to protect your communities from ICE:

https://t.co/7cDjxAx0mM

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

i am a coworker 20 years your senior and this is my reply all to a company wide email