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I'm awesome

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@Mushrumination @SNeurotypicals Flow feels like I'm swimming in the direction of the current, and the current makes swimming easier, smoother and faster and it feels great. Hyperfocus feels like I'm caught in a rapid and barrelling down the river at full speed and I couldn't reach the shore if I tried.

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@FakeTylerMorgan @EudaimoniaEsq Creve Couer (Kreev Core), MO
Bellfontaine (Bell Fountain), MO
And then St. Louis streets:
Gravois (gra-voy)
Choteau (show-tow)
Des Peres (duh-per)

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@AliSanguis @HatokTalk There were simultaneously like 5000 magical people in the world, and also somehow 100,000 people came to the Quidditch world cup (and tickets were said to be really hard to get, so presumably there were a lot more people that didn't get tickets)

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@ADHDForReal I interrupted my teacher once in the 4th grade, and she gave me a sternly worded "please don't interrupt others", and I felt so bad about it that I still cringe thinking about it and never interrupted a teacher again.

Emails though, damn, those are impossible

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@daralynn13 Consensual Couch Cuddles?

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@clhubes @FennieBee I'm apparently in the weird camp of savory oatmeal as well. Oatmeal (made with milk, none of this water nonsense) with some butter and salt on top is the ultimate comfort food for me

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@hankgreen It was the "World's Stupidest Dog" video about Lemon. I was in the process of getting my own greyhound at the time (who would have given Lemon a real challenge for that title), and I absolutely loved this video, which then brought me into vlogbrothers as a whole

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@xenophobe2020 @DanRegan_Comedy Cauliflower is amazing! But it also tastes nothing like rice or bread, and we shouldn't pretend that it does. Let the vegetables shine as what they are!

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@SkylarTatro95 My dog didn't like eating alone apparently. So if I fed him then went to the living room, he would take a mouthful of kibble, bring it to the living room, drop it, then eat off the floor. Then repeat

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@Shimmersoft @ask_aubry The absence of a green flag isn't a red flag. So someone having them could be a good sign, but I wouldn't be concerned (or even notice) a lack of them

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@WhatTheADHD

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@RubadubPub @cincycher @MorePerfectUS @accountable_us There are 106 countries with a GDP higher than $25 billion. The US GDP is a full 1000x higher at $25 trillion

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@sorrelquest @Marc_Normandin Yeah, the animals are supposed to be cross. It's right there in the name

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@SixOneIndie @AggroCrabGames To crab or not to crab?

How many roads must a crab scuttle down before you can call him a crab?

How much crab could a crab crab crab if a crab crab crab crab crab?

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@BlessingJr Earthblade officially pushed to 2025, btw https://t.co/Nb0e4nMjiw

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@FlutterRodButt @truewagner @Actually_Tina Easy, feed her a gravity chowder. But be careful not to accidentally make a cavity chowder. Those dental bills could get expensive

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@OrangeJuliusEsq @oldenoughtosay Yeah, Bailey's is in there with a whoppin' 17% alcohol. In terms of alcohol quantity, that's about the equivalent of drinking a pint of a strong IPA.

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@HowtoADHD I find that often if I'm avoiding a task because it's stressful, just putting on a 5m timer and sitting and thinking about it is enough to break through.
Often I'm avoiding just the anxiety of even thinking about it, so once I've done that, the actual doing is much easier

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@imranzomg It depends. I managed to hit credits for Outer Wilds within my first 15 minutes playing the game... not sure that one counts.

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@RokhlK @AdultingADHD I like the group chats. I can be part of the thing without the obligation for me to respond all the time