girldaddiary

New dad trying to figure out how to raise girls into queens. Follow my epic fails and hilarious wins. Practical tips and tricks on how to dad.

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I decided to just brush my teeth at the office this morning, because the children keep stealing my home toothbrush to clean...everything except my teeth. 🙄
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Listen, parents deserve a medal everytime the make it to the car successfully with children. It's a project.

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It's not even 9am. A few crises I've handled today:
- No bubbles in the bath water
- Too many bubbles in bath water
- need the finger puppets (daddy finger etc)
- Don't want the puppets.
(Enter elevator)
- WANTS THE PUPPETSS!
- does not want to sit in car seat
- mask noo papa

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Sooo...they think what parents want is another obnoxious crying creature in the house??? A toy that cries. Perfect. 👌

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@ssb73 @momgiggles

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Parent with two children.
Is getting a vehicle with a 3rd row (7 seats) worth it?

Some days I say yes for when you need to transport their friends/cousins. Other days I think it's pointless because row 3 seldom gets used and eats all the cargo space. 🤔

#familycars #parenting

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@ssb73 @momgiggles Thanks Stacey! Very useful info. I guess the captain chair also make it it less hassle getting to the 3rd row. Do you still have any usable trunk/cargo space with row 3 up?

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Is that chocolate or poo poo?

#dadlife

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@maad____ Good on you for being open about this. People act like you're a bad person/parent for saying that some aspects of parenting just suck sometimes.

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If he always opens one car door before closing another, he has children.😐

The good news is that he may be a good dad.

#datingdad #dadlife #parenting

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Parenting is a constant dance between awwww and WTF.

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And we're out. Minimalist kit today. Water
1 pamper
Cookies

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The worst thing you can do when putting babies to sleep is make eye contact! 👀👀 PLAY TIMEEEEE 🙄

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Aannnndd just like that we are 1 year old. At what do people stop counting baby time in months? “She’s 67 months old. How are yours children?” 😂

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It was a tough day for this girl dad. I had to make a solo trip to the doctor with mini boo for a check up and vaccines. 😩 It’s not easy seeing your daughter experience pain or discomfort. It hurt me too. 😩

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Avent > Dr. Brown’s
🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

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Putting baby to bed is becoming my favorite part of the day. Bonding time with daddy. 😊

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Trouble sleeping? Here’s some classical music that works magic over here. This is a mix, but I have some other personal favorites that I enjoy with or without baby girl.

What you got? #Girldaddiary #girldad

https://t.co/ieUabmZvf5

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Also the latest trick is sharing...sort of. She’ll pretend to hand you something, then take it back before you have time to grab it. 😂 Like Siiiikkkkkeee🤷🏽‍♂️

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My girl OFFICIALLY knows where my home office is located. I’m told even when I’m not around she refuses to crawl past the door without knocking. If it’s open, she’ll enter and sit on the floor as if I’m late. 🥰

What do your children do that makes you melt? 😊

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