Allyson Wonderland

Cree, two-spirit (she/her), hockey lover. I only tweet about the Oilers and to, occasionally, shout stupid things into the void ♡

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

@SomeCallMeCoach SAME, FRIEND. Glad you're still truckin' regardless 🤙🏼

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Holy fuck, I am so sick and tired of every second commercial being for sports betting 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Warm. Want fan. Turn fan on. Overstimulated by how much the "wind" is touching me. Turn fan off. #whyamilikethis

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

HAHAHAHA don't mind me. I googled the actor's name and they put a picture of the hockey player up at the top? What even

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Nathan asked me to drive tonight because I have a small car, but instead of having my one concert drink, I might chug a protein + creatine instead?! 🤪 #AnginedePoitrine

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Gudas, too?!?! Might as well call them the Florida Assholes, at this point 😂

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Okay, this is just for us ladies, but why the hell do feminine products need their packaging re-branded so often?!?! I feel like every time I go in for pads, I have no idea what I'm buying/used to buy 🤔 #neurodivergent #routines

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

I have tried calling in to tech support to get things fixed, but again, NO ONE will let me speak on her behalf. Do you understand how scary it is to have my old and infirm grandparents without a phone??? For 2+ weeks??? What can be done??? @CRTCeng 2/2

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Hi @TELUS @TELUSsupport. I am running into a very specific problem: my grandmother has dementia and lives on a native reservation. Since the heavy rain started here (2+ weeks), her phone HAS NOT WORKED. Also, NO ONE will let me speak on her behalf. 1/2

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Fuck, I accidentally stood on an ant hill earlier, now every itch I get I am full on panicking 😂

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Gee, I love all the new rivers and water installations by the Anthony Henday!! #yeg #abwx

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

I'm so ready for the next hockey season!! HURRY UP, SUMMER.

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Asked my partner if that bird noise was "in here" while watching a movie. I meant "in real life".

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

I love that absolutely no one is surprised that Ariana and Ethan broke up 😂 It's almost like you built your entire relationship on a lie or something lol

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

A shout out this month² to my gays, my Natives, and especially my gay Natives 💁🏻‍♀️🌈

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Man, James Sunderland and his affinity for weird holes in the walls.

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

I would say near-centre of that 120km/h pilot project...

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

Man, I saw this crazy semi crash on the QEII, earlier... Both lanes blocked, traffic stopped for forever... Just south of Kavanagh. I hope everyone is okay 🙃

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

ie. One day, one of my aunts made a Facebook status asking how big 'the little people' are (shadow-like beings we believe in), and SO MANY OTHER ELDERS said "about knee height" 😰

[Allyson Wonderland @girlgoroth]

One thing about being a Science-loving Indigenous person is that, sometimes, my Elders will say or do something that shakes me to my core... 1/2