Annabelle

a mom bitch now

[Annabelle @girllbread]

it must be so embarrassing to be a man

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Annabelle @girllbread]

Well, good

[Annabelle @girllbread]

Well, good

[Annabelle @girllbread]

@elizaisnotok Me either

[Annabelle @girllbread]

Judge Gilbert Smith Jr.: Bring Amen'Ra Home to his Parents and Drop Dependency Case - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/MsEAhVuf9s via @Change

[Annabelle @girllbread]

Imagine... being the DJ for a government employee lunch party..

[Whisper ꩜ @wagonburnerart]

DENVER LOCALS: The coke being sold in the area has tested positive for fentanyl. Please beware, be safe, and make sure your friends know!

[Annabelle @girllbread]

@SneakyR0B0T Wait what

[Annabelle @girllbread]

@lockopher I think it gets a bad rep but it’s actually really funny

[Annabelle @girllbread]

nothing like legally blonde to remind you that men really ain’t shit

[Annabelle @girllbread]

@SneakyR0B0T Excellent

[Joey Palacios - Texas Public Radio @Joeycules]

The CDC just announced it’s okay to use your blinker when driving in San Antonio.

[Annabelle @girllbread]

alas... nothing

[Annabelle @girllbread]

wouldn’t it be cool if I had something to say

[Annabelle @girllbread]

On a scale of one to hiding in the kitchen and crying while eating your toddler’s birthday cake, how depressed are you?

[Annabelle @girllbread]

I have no thrills in my life so nowadays I just hold me pee until I almost pee my pants

[Annabelle @girllbread]

Surprise! We’re married

[Annabelle @girllbread]

I make you a playlist but it’s just Lonesome Crowded West in chronological order

[Annabelle @girllbread]

With one Taylor Swift song thrown in