girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻

she/her go phils
the world's first girl computer

NSFW acc: @slutputer

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

Behind every evil man is EVIL ME

BOO!

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

They're trying to kill me at the book fair because I keep overturning boxes and flipping tables, demanding that I be shown "the dinosaur books"

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@GRUGCEL Holy

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

[wearing my understanding hat]: people in the military have nothing but respect for higher ranking officers and would never say anything bad about them

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

SCOOP: Thomas Nolan, an active member of the U.S. Air Force, according to his FB, made a comment asking where he can watch Pete Hegseth get executed.

Cc @fbi @usairforce @secwar

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

How it feels to watch your absolutely hilarious comedy gold response on Jackbox lose the vote because someone entered “pregnant mario” again for the 43rd time

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@ScarlettRed___ Lmaoooooooo

[🕳️ @MIIM11MIIM11]

Nicky's horrible no good day

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@beersmoker93 We should kiss

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@beersmoker93 Leftover Wednesday food

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

This is how I feel about smoking but I have a real reason not to do that, just learn how the sport works and watch it with your friends

[sinister greylag goose 🪲 @nerpafestival]

It feels rlly gay and lame to say this but it is actually genuinely socially isolating to not give a fuck about sports

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@CerysSays throw away your scale

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@icumgivinghead @slutputer Eat it

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

making a nsfw account so i dont have to be a whore on main where my brother follows me.

Slutty fetishistic ramblings here: @slutputer

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

All the ladies at the pharmacy are so nice to me when I pick up my hormones except one of them who occasionally let's the mask slip and tries to give looks to her co-workers that obviously hate her

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@tonyhawktruther i love the praise kink water bottles

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

A lot of fesshole posts are just people who have repressed so much of themselves that they can only admit to liking rabbits secretly

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis. I don't drive, love my wife and don't play golf, so instead I got some bunny rabbits. The neighbours now call me 'Bunny Boy'. I don't give a toss. These innocent little creatures bring me huge joy every day.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the trade winds afre blowing

#commerce
#mercantilism

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@babyknifespice Meesa/Yousa pronouns goes crazy

[girlputer 🏳️‍⚧️🔻 @girlputer]

@scarlettactual Tphils in five