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Vens in 69

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@BaltimoreBanner Perhaps they were driving erratically trying to ketchup to the mustard truck…

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@MEEX_Mill Ball knowers anthem

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Call me, Osama Bin Fartin

[mau @rllydu]

i just cha cha’d so fucking smooth and now you really want me to cha cha again? fucking ridiculous.

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@bentom123456 Shouldve hit him with a “oh I’ve got your tip right here” (reach in breast pocket and pull out your middle finger)

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@GiantFoodStores if you’re gonna charge me 5 cents for a bag would it kill ya to throw some handles on it?

[NFL @NFL]

Back to back.

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@blakeulls Netflix banger. Have the tissues nearby!

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@MattPica Feels like summer?

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

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@MattPica

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@MattPica @hold_my_WILLy @MEEX_Mill Verified ball knower

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@MattPica Verified locks

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@bentom123456 “Yes, Mr. President, I’ve got a minute. Good timing actually, I’m just on my way to lay waste to the private stall on 14”

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@bizlet7

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@MattPica Don’t tell me they got you too

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Not normally a conspiracy guy but I just find it hard to believe that all my instagram reels just happen to be autistic

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@MattPica @DionWaiters44 Jayden Daniel’s? More like gaymen daniels

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Are you telling me a cis teen painted this chapel