girthquake

cause you make my girthquake🗣️oh you make my girthquake 🎵🎶ridin around your love shakin me up n it’s making my girth🔉quake🔊

[girthquake @girthquake05]

raw dogged my nap no asmr no music no pig in a blanket tuggie

[girthquake @girthquake05]

The SEC alumn burner parody accounts couldn’t hold a candle to RFK

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Getting carded by a smoking hot bartender at Gypsy's in DeBary, Fla. "I only want a club soda!"

[girthquake @girthquake05]

@DontAskJeeves13 every poor person religious till they get rich

[PiercesonCoodyLover @NotAlYakitori]

Just chased down a loose ping pong ball in front of a group of chicks
#WorseThanRape

[girthquake @girthquake05]

Fire retardant? He may be a bit slow but he just started working here!

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.

[girthquake @girthquake05]

He was watching The Wall holy shit I got mogged #brutal

[girthquake @girthquake05]

Router is down for a view hours. Pops is a #chud

[Raiden Ei Strap Game @yuritardedasl]

i really want a gf but im kind of a horrible person so instead i allow myself to fantasize about women for 20 minutes a day and then i go about my business

[girthquake @girthquake05]

@PeakTechBro @samhcarter no that’s basically not what it means and u r retarded

[girthquake @girthquake05]

In a world of endless metrics and risk-factored upside, efficiently priced to the tits so that your margins are pube thin, the only thing that determines success and happiness is how big your balls are and how much you let them hang

Thesis post-agi:
#long $bignuts📈

[Derrick Branford @derrickbranford]

Still the greatest hedge fund quote of all time

[girthquake @girthquake05]

I hate new libtards or whatever neoliberalism means as much as the next guy but this is just supply and demand on both sides veiled by rhetoricslop

Writing is also overrated because if retards write out retarded thoughts and they don’t realize they’re retarded what’s the point

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

If you ask pro-capitalist people why a job like, say, sanitation work has such an abysmal wage even though the job is necessary, they’ll tell you that it is an unskilled occupation. We could contest that, but for the sake of argument, let’s concede. By this logic, value is derived from how much labor is required to accomplish something—in this case, the labor of learning the skill in addition to the labor of completing the task at hand. A doctor, then, would earn a much higher wage because of the labor required to obtain the necessary degrees to practice. Okay. But then, if you ask a pro-capitalist people again why the price of a pair of glasses, a mattress, or even a bottle of water is so expensive, despite these things being cheap and easy to make, they’ll tell you that value is not determined by the labor that goes into producing something, but by need and demand. This inconsistency reveals how neoliberal economics functions: the value of something means whatever is most convenient for the ruling class.

[girthquake @girthquake05]

Holy fucking #pinyesterday #expand #bidnow #theoryofeverything

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

This is really a sign of a deteriorating population more than anything. Most of the great men of history drank alcohol, it’s foundational to civilization.

This isn’t about getting wasted at the club and chasing women, though fun. Where men discussed philosophy, alcohol was there. Where politics were debated, alcohol was there. Congress should be required to slam three shots before entering the chamber, could you imagine? Couldn’t be worse than things are already.

Beer and mead were vital elixirs for warriors and athletes. This is the problem with biohackers and optimizers, they have no vocation, nothing to apply supposed health to. And this culture has become so pervasive it’s found its way to athletes and artists and everything is just lame now.

Every day someone thinks they’re making some groundbreaking proclamation “alcohol has zero benefits” as if fun isn’t real. As if calming the mind and lubricating communication doesn’t exist. You ever been 3 games of beer pong deep? You ever been that in the zone?

No curiosity in trying to harness that state. No desire to create something better. Someone is going to make gruit beer, without hops, rich in B vitamins, the worlds original workout supplement, completely change the game and make a killing.

Fer mihi plus vini

[girthquake @girthquake05]

Router is down for a view hours. Pops is a #chud

[girthquake @girthquake05]

@thegrandjph incorrect. my wife hasn’t been born yet

[khary ✰ @NotKhary]

not being in ur prime and having ppl still fw u is so crazy like this not even the real me right now

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[Heath Shoota @HeathShoota]

Split the G ❌
Beach the Whale ✅

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

First base: kissing

Second base: ******* ***

Third base: taking the Amtrak together

Fourth base: the Amtrak gets delayed an hour by mechanical issues

[Eddie @DancingEddie_]

in miami people simply assume you know Spanish and get a bit frustrated if you don’t know it

insane culture shock