Mama Smurf

I like long walks to the bar & playing hockey on frozen puddles. If you can't find me ask Mama Geeg or Mama Carlos 👽 Discount code: Kiwi10 @ 🦄

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

No get her @dominos , girls love cheesy bread and wings https://t.co/pFiFIGxovN

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@OfficialRezz Yes pls

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@DWStevenson21 I’m not naming names but.... it’s you. This is you.

[c8 @caitkomosa]

me: “i’m going to pregame so i don’t spend as much when i’m out”

*spends just as much, just ends up 10x more drunk than i originally planned to be*

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@DWStevenson21 Excuse me hi I’m right fkn here you just ignore me and buy the beer anyway 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

My heart.

[Variety @Variety]

Jason Momoa performs a haka dance at the #Aquaman premiere https://t.co/a7Og507hlT

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@bre

[shaelyn🕯 @wiccaquarius]

u ever just make pterodactyl noises at ur friends

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i think. you’re gonna do great today

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@thebuzzy44 me sticking up for Nickelback every time I play em on Touchtunes at Spikes and the whole bar starts bitching at me

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Dec. 12th. #RespectTheBack

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@alea24bowen Jk you’re still a solid 14/10 in my books 💕💕

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

@alea24bowen If you weren’t wearing that J I’d say you looked cute, but...

[Hippie Sabotage @HippieSabotage]

Electric Forest.

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

Yesss girls!!!! Congrats @LUBellevilleWIH keep going girls you got this! 💕

[ACHA Women's D1 @achawomensd1]

Ranking #6 is live!

[leo @leonardcowalski]

I think about this man every day

[Mama Smurf @girthy_firthy]

I need to stop saying goodnight to people at the end of our conversations at 7am because 100% of the time it’s actually their morning and they’re on their way to work/class/gym because they’re a normal functioning human in society.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

I hope everyone has a good day today

[William Pietri @williampietri]

What I would like to be true: social media execs fight abuse because they don't want their platforms to be instruments of injury, oppression, and harm to society.

What I think is really true: execs treat abuse as a PR problem. They do the minimum to make the shame stop.

[Spyro @SpyroTheDragon]

This belongs in a museum.

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

Self care >

[PAZ @pazpaz]

so after rezz plays a show does she just toss everyone’s souls in the backseat of her car or does she put them on ebay or what