maybe: mads

orange county, ca // probably at a baseball or hockey game

[maybe: mads @mads2798]

Senioritis is nothing compared to spring semester in college

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

Five more years of LEO!
https://t.co/3uscSK2GmJ

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”

[riley @moreitscider]

The team they’re building in Florida rn:

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

One of Trump’s many awful legacies will be convincing D-List celebrities that they understand politics.

[maybe: mads @mads2798]

@savnhl Pls someone fill me in what is going on 😭

[Julia Dugan @juju_Dugan18]

Americans: "our food is garbage"
Europeans: "BUCCEES, TACO BELL, CHILIS, WAFFLE HOUSE, REFILLS. AMERICA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love that rain makes everything smell more alive for a little while. dirt. leaves. sidewalks. the whole earth waking up softly

[Brendan @brendanfratis13]

“Say what you want”

Ok, I will. He shouldn’t be in the league. He’s a sick individual and if you defend him online, he won’t see it, but the women in your life that have been victims of Sexual Assault will.

[maybe: mads @mads2798]

Holy cow they’re playing like the plane tickets to Cancun aren’t refundable

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

What if Instagram gave us a feature where our timeline is in chronological order AND I only see post from people I follow? What would that be like????

[maybe: mads @mads2798]

@sweetannieod Unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the different between life and death situations and watching ducks hockey. See you there 🫡

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

It’s really not that hard, @espn...

Learn from the pros.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: “Can you please print this black and white document?”

My printer: “Whilst my cyan is depleted? Are you insane?”

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[ana @wishfulfolklore]

la condena que es escuchar una canción en concierto y que cada vez que la vuelvas a escuchar en spotify sepas los cambios de nota que hace en directo pero no poder escuchar esa versión tan perfecta

[savy ꕤ @savnhl]

gudas i have a vision for you .... a knee for you ........... walk with me .......