jean

life is pure ✨

[🦇🥀🖤DarknessGem🖤🥀🦇 @DarknessGemVoid]

“Scary movie 6 doesn’t even have a plot” WHEN HAS IT EVER?!🤣🤣 It’s a parody movie… that’s the plot

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

i’m already seeing people complain about #ScaryMovie6 not having a plot and in a letterboxd world where everybody and their mama is a film critic, i beg you to watch at least the first two films. none of them had a plot. it’s literally just parodies thrown together. LAUGH. 😭

[Pitch Yarns @pitch_yarns]

736 men arrived in Germany in 2006.

Only 4 remain in 2026.

[𝐔𝐧𝐫𝐮𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 @mividaloca__]

Being latino during the FIFA world cup is literally EVERYTHING

[jean @giselleglows]

@amoralfixation Mammo tech here. We have paddles of different sizes that help with that. There are about 3 kinds of small paddles that we can use for our smaller breasted ladies.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[lia @liaaposting]

You guys are not gonna believe how people beat cancer

[jean @giselleglows]

Just when I start liking Don, he goes and cheats on his wife. Ugh #MadMen I'm so late to the show but idc

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Her kids didn’t make the most comfortable pumps & club platforms known to man

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

Senator, I’m Singaporean

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Drezzo | THE MALCULATOR @mst3ktwt]

malcolm in the middle

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Back to work tomorrow

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It’s bare minimum Friday
don’t let that job overwhelm or overextend you today.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[liam @sasukesugu]

celeste rivas was not a “woman” or a “girlfriend” she was a THIRTEEN year old GIRL and a VICTIM of grooming and sexual abuse

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

XVIII 🥇

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good