Unfortunate Victim

It's Russian Roulette when you signed up for Spin-the-Bottle.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

if ping was designed by the git people: net-ping host --no=dns,bind --proto=TCP,rfc:492 eth0@ipv4::http://t.co/UIcBl2MN-ADDR.ARPA --stats -v

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

The real problem with git is the most intuitive workflows do extremely uncommon things and you need to pass in a bunch of convoluted command line options to do what 99.999% of people want

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

How to copy and paste in linux!
Ctrl+v. "wait, that's not what I wanted"
Middle click! No not that either.
Shift middle click?

Ugh...now I've blown away XA_PRIMARY. Go back to the first application, reselect while maybe holding down shift? Maybe Ctrl+c? Does that work here?

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

'git branch -vv' does exactly what everyone actually wants to see when they type in 'git branch'

They should just make the default useless version be "git branch -qq"

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

About 50% of every meeting is figuring out how Jira works.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

My PythonHater account is suspended. The platform clearly will not tolerate complaining about how virtualenvs can't survive an mv command without severely breaking.

But apparently Nazis are cool

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

tbh, the github fork interface kinda blows. I want some kind of "command center" where I can browse the forked commits and navigate them sanely.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

The real way would be for media files to be valid and glitchy as long as possible and for document files to look like Biblical apocrypha

[切捨魔剣時 @emoRobot]

Along with a Recycle Bin there should be a Compost Bin where a cronjob removes random blocks from a file slowly decomposing it over a few weeks.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

The only direction things seem to go these days.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

jq is for people who find sed and awk too straight forward and user friendly

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Follow the thread.
You'll get an F for Fantastic.

[切捨魔剣時 @emoRobot]

The evil sysadmin competency test
Without looking it up. Which is redirection to standard error in bash?

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Javascript Dates are for Entertainment Purposes Only!
Try this at home!
new Date('9-15-2022').toLocaleDateString()
new Date('2022-9-15').toLocaleDateString()
new Date('10-15-2022').toLocaleDateString()
new Date('2022-10-15').toLocaleDateString()

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Whenever I use jq I think about how much easier things are in XQuery and GraphQL.

That's like being at a job where you daydream about sitting in traffic.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

I know you think git's command line is obtuse confusing unhelpful and inconsistent, but have you tried docker? It's an absurdist artistic software performance to make things as inaccessible and opaque as possible - as if Rothko said all his paintings were actually subway maps.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Real question: Thinking of building an npm search where you can look for LoC, number of dependencies, even code snippets you expect to see.

Am I alone here? There's things I know how to write but I don't want to debug/write and I don't want a stupid version of. Thoughts?

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

The inheritance graph of this mess of code is totally bonkers. The Gang of Four should have called this the Hapsburg Pattern

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

@hipsterhacker I'd fork that!

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Alright, that's it. I'm only using English words written as color hexcodes for my color scheme from now on. These are way better than I could have come up with.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

The worst thing about nodejs tools is how they continually move and rename things. I don't want to have an intimately ongoing relationship with a dozen tools that require me to completely rewrite my build system every season like an interior decorator.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

if your dev firm was a music genre, it'd be called glitch house.

[Unfortunate Victim @gitHater]

Ah Microsoft. If Internet Explorer was for Exploring than Microsoft Edge must be for ...
Well alright then! I guess I'll stick with Firefox, I've got actual work to do.