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[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

RIP

[Jack Harner @JackHarner]

RIP to one of the coolest Shopify stores I've ever built...

[Space Cats On Acid @SpaceCatsOnAcid]

The Lonely Catstronaut
- by @SpaceCatsOnAcid

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Task2. To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities"
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99.64% #C,

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"12: maybe much less fucky?"
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100.00% #Go

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"added 404 goddamn 404"
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73.19% #HTML, 26.81% #SCSS

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Don't use double quotes asshole"
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62.23% #TypeScript, 35.94% #Python, <1% #HTML, <1% #CSS,

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"better work cunt"
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60.73% #CSharp, 22.09% #ShaderLab, 9.92% #ASP.NET, 6.41% #HLSL, <1% #HTML

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"customized the goddam schema motherfucker"
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92.66% #JavaScript, 7.34% #CSS

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"i hate javascript"
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64.90% #JavaScript, 35.10% #HTML

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"counter Slice and cunter comonents add"
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68.71% #JavaScript, 20.20% #HTML, 11.09% #CSS

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Fixed fucking icon in the fucking name shit field"
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35.96% #CSS, 29.27% #SCSS, 28.90% #Less, 4.13% #PHP, 1.41% #JavaScript,

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"removed unused shit"
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100.00% #CSharp

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Goddamn chrome autofill"
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58.86% #TypeScript, 39.00% #Vue, 1.24% #JavaScript, <1% #HTML

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Create AUH_FUCK_BCZ.py

rm -rf AUH FUCK_BCZ
git clone [url removed]
ls
cd AUH-FUCK-BCZ
ls
python AUH_FUCK_BCZ.py"
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100.00% #Python

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"[Chore]: flaming piece of hot shit"
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100.00% #Go

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"fixed the dialogue option prefab to be less bitchy"
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86.01% #CSharp, 6.92% #Ink, 6.11% #ShaderLab, <1% #HLSL

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"A lot of shit lol

Added shit like crouching i think, items, doors and shit"
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96.99% #CSharp, 1.99% #Roff, 1.03% #GDScript

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"Wow, you're a piece of shit"
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100.00% #Python

[Shit Developers Say @git_shit]

"softend the bitchy language"
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97.23% #PHP, 2.77% #Dockerfile