Connor Campbell 🫡

desperately in search of a personality | web engineer formerly @Twitter

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@JoeNBC Nothing highlights Nancy’s competence like the men who are her “peers”

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@menabus How bad we talking?

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@__apf__ My mother and I were not on speaking terms for weeks when I told her corn was not a vegetable and I requested we eat more vegetables.

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

PawPatrol is about dog cops that foil the plans of a queer coded elected official.

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@brian_d_vaughn Honey or honey based syrups do wonders. Don’t stop drinking water.

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@elibelly Don’t shit on my capsule wardrobe.

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@robinw You give it to the person that deserves it

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@nvpkp I think it depends, now I think it revolves around desire and danger or some crap about how it’s hard to live forever. Do you think vampires are on the decline?

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

Posting this in my group-chat sans context was not quite a grenade, but definitely a cherry bomb

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

the in/out list is a time honored womanly tradition that I will always respect

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@magdajtaylor I’m so done with the gen z millennial divide, I pray for these predictions.

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@sari_diplonerd You’ve fallen for our trap, my mom will corner you and start talking about the mayflower

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@mhartington I don’t appreciate getting attacked

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@sachee @neiltyson @elonmusk He’s gotten plenty of credit over the years. You also need to call the current situation like it is.

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@cybersecmeg Your poor inbox

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@tweetsbyparker We need to get sardinepilled

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@losiento_bebe Where you going?

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@GergelyOrosz Maybe this is completely off base, but what if @realGeorgeHotz is just incompetent 😳

[Connor Campbell 🫡 @git_stache]

@cristinavanko I’m still married.

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@nayeema @CaseyNewton @karaswisher Jesus Christ how small/tall are either of you