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what are you all doing in my house

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me coming to fucking get you

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i have a wicked scar on the back of my dome, i have hella neurology referrals, im mostly afraid of golf carts, i get to check “medically urgent helicopter ride” off the bucket list. hey i lived!

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hiii i havent tweeted in 4.5 months but i DO want strangers and acquaintances online to know that i fell out of a golf cart last month in atlanta and had to get medevac’ed due to my broken skull + bleeding brain :o

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im a little over a month recovered now so 1/4 of the estimated timeline :3 the right side of my face is working about 78% better like i can move my face muscles nearly correctly MOST of the time + my short term memory is improving

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finn wolfhard should be able to kill some of you freaks with his bare hands

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gaten matarazzo featured in pdd treasure of foggy mountain…. finn hosting this weekend…. ben marshall stuns in the promo with a gaten image…. walk with me….

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

the snoopy-fication of everything is reaching a mustaches in 2012 level of saturation and we are flying too close to the sun with it

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santa baby? no santa grownup im pretty sure

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@pddstruggless rea ur mind is enormous

[Summer ☀️ @kingsuds]

Hey so, I made it! 🥹

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did any of the other members of the paw patrol get a spinoff or just the construction dog

[۟ @spidysnse]

NORM YOUR SON HAS COME FOR THE CROWN.

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that man in central square with a wolfcut, crossbody bag, and 5in inseam shorts will NOT save you.

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explaining to andrew dismukes that his wife (who opened for his set) called me “titties” twice and said that it was really distracting that i was rolling tiny little balls out of the napkin on my table so i gave them to him to give to her

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i really dont know if id call rob mac an a-lister

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brief moments of post nut clarity imply being otherwise in a constant state of pre nut obfuscation

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES
Gary Larson 1982

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boston is a broken city and we have no functioning trains

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huh i wonder what moth is in french probably something stupid like butterfly of the night
>references my french dictionary<
>its butterfly of the night<