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[zoe @zoefunk7]

@loveislandusa please for the love of god show those girls a compilation during movie night of all the disrespectful shit corbin & kc said😭 also mela needs to see how sincere was acting, & ZACH TOO… these men are playing in their faces🤧

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

i have nothing kind or hopeful to say. the american people are fucking selfish and deluded. they've overwhelmingly voted to wreak havoc on the entire planet, and i hope they enjoy the hell they've doomed humanity to. goodbye.

[julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ) @shrimpjulia]

one for the gworls

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

[sarah @heavenbrat]

no cause i literally sound insane

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i enjoy seeing everyone’s spotify wrapped ok it keeps my little adhd brain entertained

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

doja cat has become my biggest inspiration. she puts so much effort into everything she does. and she’s hot.

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

seen a lot of good goofs over the years but it’s tough to beat the time my friend texted me “i cooked an extra corn cob i don’t want, you hungry?” he lived in california, i lived in kentucky. i said sure and immediately forgot about it. five days later i got it in the mail

[zoe @zoefunk7]

@someonedumn give it up bryan ik you hacked kayci’s account

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

“In Praise of Crab Rangoon”

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

absolutely unreal that we couldve been done with the pandemic over a year ago if a huge subset of the population weren't the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet

[project hail mabry @mabes_the_babe]

this is the perfect friendship dynamic (they both have adhd)

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

*after standing with good posture for 10 seconds* no this can’t be right

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

i do not want to read your poorly researched substack about capitalism and labour if you’ve never had a mental breakdown in a walk in freezer thank you

[zoe @zoefunk7]

@Ethon__

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Derek Chauvin was a sacrifice to maintain the illusion that it’s an individual, not the system that’s at fault.

Make no mistake, the system is at fault.