Greg I Telian PhD

UCSF Postdoc in Mazen Kheirbek’s lab. Systems neuroscientist.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@ZJAyres @MelisandeMarie Yesss!!! Or if they trained tons of cohorts and did most of the surgeries.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@diorwhore_ Assert dominance

[Yulong Li Lab @yulonglilab]

Greatly improved green GRAB-DA sensors enable detection of cortical dopamine dynamics in vivo!

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@GayHorrorGeekCT @TheRightCant Haha this is great! Never seen it before.

[Beth Baribault @bbbbaribault]

using hierarchical Bayesian methods to fit cognitive RL models is more popular than ever!!🔥 Friday @ #RLDM2022 come learn how model development work is **critical** for success in making Bayesian versions of complex cognitive models, like our RL+WM model! @Anne_On_Tw #2.158

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@HLockeSTEM There needs to be an actual system in place to protect grad students from abusive advisors/labs. A system with actual disciplinary power. Something that fights for students instead of covering the university

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@QuirkyWBeasties @jkliu_tt @CarlZha @the_transit_guy True…but the rail network is vast and was much more extensive in the private passenger rail days. So it’s also a cultural, political, economic, and lobbied thing. My guess is Americans would use more rail services if they had the option

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@QuirkyWBeasties @jkliu_tt @CarlZha @the_transit_guy My friends from Europe and Germany specifically have told me about it. I am soo soo jealous.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@QuirkyWBeasties @jkliu_tt @CarlZha @the_transit_guy Also. I just love trains.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@essbit10 @MediaDistortio1 @NamelessCynic @Hybridmule @JoJoFromJerz Ah yes. The tough guys with guns are going to stop the entire US military…mhmm

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@jkliu_tt @CarlZha @the_transit_guy I’d love to just stroll to the station on a whim and just go somewhere, like visit my family. This without planning two weeks ahead, finding a cheap flight, and dealing with the TSA

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@the_transit_guy A dream come true. I don’t understand why I can’t take a train from SF to LA without transferring to a bus. Like, didn’t the Wild West have a lot of trains?

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@dansanleeds @o_guest Haha right! I can’t tell if it makes me laugh or cry.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@dansanleeds @o_guest lol the randomness one. Don’t tell them about stochastic gradient decent.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@AcademicChatter Yes, I hate it. Makes no sense especially for grad students.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@diorwhore_ Wow must be nice

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@MChiaraManzini @LyndseyE_Moore @PhDVoice @AcademicChatter It’s a good strategy!

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@ByMikeBaker Such delusional cowards they are.

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@o_guest I love it when ML people think they know about the brain 🙃

[Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian]

@SRuhle It’s almost as if celebrities don’t know what they are taking about.