CommitCrimes

Snitching on your git history so your coworkers don't have to.

built by @zvoque

[CommitCrimes @gitmostwanted]

⚖️ We reformed sentencing.

Crimes now grade misdemeanor → FELONY, sentences run into the thousands of years, and the worst offenders earn a new rank: PUBLIC ENEMY.

Some of you are catching multiple LIFE sentences. Go check.
https://t.co/DZ1w8OW7pb

[CommitCrimes @gitmostwanted]

Who's the biggest git criminal at your job?

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what's the biggest crime you've seen committed to a git repo by a coworker?

[zvoque @zvoque]

we haven't seen a model citizen quite like @karpathy so far

him: 1 "crime". cleanest record on the site.
me: 45 years, 5 "crimes"

what's your "sentence"?

[CommitCrimes @gitmostwanted]

@i_mika_el we hand out "criminal sentences" for bad git behavior

https://t.co/Jszsfp3tpZ

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@ardent__dev pushing meaningful commit messages

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What's your worst git commit habit?

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@yhqz01 @karthikponna19 yoda disapproves of your use of the force 😂

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@NehraWorkss Only jedi's should be using the force

[CommitCrimes @gitmostwanted]

@clairevo easy way to end up on our most wanted! 😂

love the redesign!

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@aryancode27 that's the easy way to end up on our most wanted list!😂

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@airscrach666 was sentenced to 63 years for Abandonment of Property on CommitCrimes. ⚖️

https://t.co/NE8brHQiqX

[zvoque @zvoque]

I built an app that audits your git habits and then "convicts" you for them.

behold, my crimes.

https://t.co/cmmRiFLIir @gitmostwanted

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@zvoque was sentenced to 76 years for Obstruction of Clarity on CommitCrimes. ⚖️

https://t.co/l8eIZPAqF2

[zvoque @zvoque]

I was sentenced to 76 years for Obstruction of Clarity on CommitCrimes. ⚖️

https://t.co/K50txQeZWb

via @gitmostwanted