Goated-Tweets

When all is said and done, More is always said than done.

[Goated-Tweets @gitosh_tosh]

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.~ Franz Kafka

[Goated-Tweets @gitosh_tosh]

@jahman_adamski

[Beans @137beans]

if your aura is high enough, you don’t actually need a job, the universe just pays you for existing.

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

Can you please delete this!?

[Poirot @Argenpoirot]

Una mujer le pidio a su esposo que le guarde el lugar de estacionamiento en Nueva York, el tipo para que nadie lo pelee tuvo una gran idea.

Se hizo pasar por adicto al fentanilo.

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

If shit goes according to plan in October

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Gaitho in Harare entertaining Zimbabweans ahead of the funeral ceremony

[James @MrJamesKe]

Driving past Chivayo’s accident scene.

Me:

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

She gave it to me

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

YouTube going nearly two decades without a serious rival is the most insane level of dominance we’ve ever seen on the internet.

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Nobody appreciates the black sheep in the family, until they need black sheep shit done

[Goated-Tweets @gitosh_tosh]

@dropdalot On God kai wagiathka

[D @MoonlitStep]

😭😭😭😭

[Goated-Tweets @gitosh_tosh]

@dropdalot Paste you peasant

[Goated-Tweets @gitosh_tosh]

@dropdalot Zima hiyo kitu

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Me after fumbling a church baddie cause she asked what chapter comes after Jude and I said Bellingham

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Performative faux intellectual sapiosexuals in Kenya are taking notes na ticket itakuwa 3500