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Philly | Music is cool

[amy @giveyrselfatry]

Not gonna lie I teared up a little when I saw this @the1975 @jamieoborne @Truman_Black @1975hann @Gdans1975

[Wicker Parker @jpg_alec]

Sources tell me they're moving Lollapalooza to Hammond, IN.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

["Da Capo di Capi" of the Circle K @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

ive never even been to arizona lol

[fishious @fishquichee]

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sundays are for taking 42 steps all day

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[erin🪩 @wallowsgarden]

it’s like hearing the classroom next to you have a pizza party

[trash jones @jzux]

how it feels when your friend is doing directions so you just get to talk

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

If you didn’t burn a CD and label it with Sharpie, I don’t trust your nostalgia.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Has anyone ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Make the United, American, Southwest, and Delta CEO board with Group 8.

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

It must be nice to be a right winger, u just get to believe whatever u want regardless of what the facts say.

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Racism isn’t a “political view” in case that needed to be explained to anyone.