ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎)

the rumors are true... i am the no. 1 tuxedo mask fan in north america - ollie🕊- she/her - 22 - iowa

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

ollie's dictionary: an ongoing thread of coined terms 🧵👇

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

@rianphin uwu heyyy i'm trying to decide 🎶

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

in fall 2022 when i had malnutrition induced insanity and had a crush so intense i wrote him a leitmotif #NeverAgain

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

@ok_post_guy and then journalists go on npr and complain about how everyone hates them and no one trusts them

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

this is what community college is like

[Stuffs (COMMS OPEN) @essnstuffs]

I fucking die laughing wondering why they made boating school a literal school in season 3 like why's bob eating lunch at recess

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

i often only figure out people were trying to be my friend many years after the fact. Sad!

[s @superskrong]

everybody on Twitter rn I had to park at Instagram n walk over 🚶🏾 🚘🚏

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Political violence became normalized in America on January 6th, 2021. Everything that happens from now on is just a result of what happened that day.

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

taking a quick break from studying to check twitter and immediately seeing a video of charlie kirk being shot in the carotid artery

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

i didn't know that 1. you aren't supposed to use toasted sesame oil as cooking oil and that 2. the toasted sesame oil i bought is rancid. imagine the smell of my house right now....

[CantGuardFloo🏀 @301APT]

This video saved me like unironically

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

there was a period in my life where i would come back to my apartment building late at night and see shadowy figures moving around the parking lot and i thought i was just hallucinating from stress. but they turned out to be raccoons

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

hungover after three drinks...

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

being a lifelong lazy ass dirty slob and then developing a dust allergy has been one of the most humbling experiences

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

hunter biden it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

@obamaatredrobin every single imaginable aspect of life in iowa has gotten noticeably worse under her tenure

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

her movements are giving lola young vibes

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

when p!nk debuted as an R&B singer with ‘there you go’ in 2000

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

i'm starting a class action lawsuit for those of us who have been exposed against our will to ethel cains incest fetish this week

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

gray vs grey

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

“grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because e is a greyer letter than a. i will not elaborate

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

you get a little angst in you and suddenly every picture of you on instagram is irredeemably ugly

[ollie garchy (🥇🎩🌹🤩➡️🌎) @givinitmyoll]

migraine treatment is like i'm sorry you have migraines :-( here is a pill that makes you fat sick and brain damaged. it helps 30% of the time