G J

Lurking in the shadows to observe conflict, but from a distance because I hate confrontation. 🙃

[G J @gjbillee]

@yoalexrapz @RealCandaceO lol
Your numbers are comparable to Reagan Conrad

Laughable, really

[AImFeMan @AImFeMan]

@Polymarket Everyone in the US who has been, at one point in time, wronged by the HRs.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[spidey @lochan_twt]

https://t.co/Dx2exZT9WW

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher: “Oh, big week for Kings… A weird week for Kings because King Charles of England was here. Spoke to Congress. Got a standing ovation from the people who were—used to be at the ‘No Kings’ rallies.”

[Nissy💮 @Niss_Cee]

LOL

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff:

[Edgar Jr San Martin @ej_sanmartin]

@BoringBiz_

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[Heart & Soil @heartandsoilHQ]

*No more EBT for Soda or Candy*

*7-Eleven begins aggressively closing stores*

*Realize 7-Eleven was subsidized*

[Wes Myers (itl) @realwesmyers]

We were so successful at solving teen pregnancy that now nobody has kids until they're 40.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was

[Trevor @trevorjamesg]

how it feels to get fooled by an april fools joke

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

“Te lo dije ayer, ¿no te acuerdas?”
Yo:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: We’re negotiating with Iran.

Iran: No we’re not.

Traders:

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

what have we done