George Kuttukaran

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter!

@LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology.

Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

The News.

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Deposited all my 2000 ruppee notes. Just in case. #YouNeverKnow #MaybeBlackMoneyIsFundingCovid19 or #MaybeCovid19isFundingBlackMoney

[ANI @ANI]

PM Narendra Modi to address the nation at 8 PM today

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

To kickstart the global economy, people need to start buying shit they don’t need with money they don’t have #GlobalCycleOfCredit #LockdownTaughtMe #GoCoronaGo

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

#GoCoronaGo

[𝓖𝓐𝓤𝓡𝓐𝓥 𝓢𝓗𝓐𝓡𝓜𝓐 @ZongaZinga]

@republic Today while cleaning,I sprayed sanitizer on set top box by mistake
Now my TV is not showing Republic TV #ArnabGoswamy #republictv #arnabattacked

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Congress paying for the migrant labourers train tickets back home is like a man paying for your food with the money he stole from your wallet earlier #GladSomebodysPayingThough #WhoDoWeEvenComplainTo? #WhosEvenListening?

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Opposition free country?? Another way of saying dictatorship, wouldn’t you agree?

[Nikhil Chinapa @nikhilchinapa]

Offered without comment.

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Doesn’t charging cash strapped migrant labourers for train tickets back home defeat the purpose of PM CARES and all the charitable donations?

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Even if we were to do 1 lakh tests a day, it would still take us 37 years to finish testing the full Indian population #COVID19 #COVID19India

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

All this quarantine is making me think I should get started on Twitter so that I have somewhere other than my mirror to voice my thoughts #StayHomeStaySafe

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

@thenihadshaikh @utkitweets Seconded 🙋‍♂️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

There are three types of people in the world, those who know Mathematics and those who do not.

[Hrithik Roshan @iHrithik]

Being tolerant to the intolerant is in fact tolerance at its best.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As a matter of fact, it is Rocket Science.

A shout-out to @ElonMusk for keeping the dreams of Space alive for countless millions of people, and for revealing this mindset to untold others, who don’t yet know why.

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

@utkitweets @philosofateem It better be this one

[George Kuttukaran @gkuttukaran]

Time for Congress to get an Amit Shah - @MehboobaMufti

[Utkarsh Choraria @utkitweets]

It is not about the grades you make, it is about the hands you shake.

#NetworkOverHomework

[Prajakta M. @SocialBitterfly]

Shazam, but for adjoining table's food.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Number of fatal gunshot victims in US in last 50 years exceeds entire population of Dallas. Exceeds US military deaths in WW1 & WW2 combined