sage!

they/them. funky lil zookeeper. free palestine 🇵🇸

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@nottydesignss i have sebhorreic eczema in patches all over my body, worst on my hands, and nothing has touched it the way Working Hands has

[Zito @_Zeets]

I feel like we’re all learning so much about international politics, because who knew you could kill a bunch of journalists, and then openly state that you’re making a kill list of photojournalists as well, and there’s no consequences for it?

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

just so you know: perry the platypus is venomous #monotreme #heelspur #testiclesdontdescend

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

just found out i’m gonna be training a gibbon for the next two semesters!!!! and a pig!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad i found my program and my career path :’)

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@microgoeswild GO GATORS!!!!!!

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@joshisnotcool1 i still think about cheddars

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

red was my junior prom, i went peeling from a second degree sunburn after studying for exams the week before and my date ditched me all night, green is senior when my best friends and i ditched to go to dinner and an arcade because the year before was miserable but we wanted pics

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

i wanna see everybody’s HS prom pics

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@Yara_Haridy Eels. Hands down, eels. We don’t know how or why they reproduce but they go to huge spawning areas through saltwater and literally dissolve their organs to do so

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@microsama_ tarantulas can regrow limbs! should just take a molt or two and she’ll be back to normal

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@Chinchillazllla If it gets hot where you are you could dig Rufus a wallow! I take care of warty pigs in a zoo and they have wallows like 1.5 feet deep and we fill it with water once a day and they love it. Would make a muddy mess but if you could train him to accept baths it would be awesome

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@AlanaFeral In my experience Lyft is more expensive but safer and the drivers are more professional

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

in case you didn’t know: doing multiple orders in the drive through is obnoxious to the workers. either come inside or use one of the MULTITUDE of ways you can pay each other back

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@BrendaVarnes It’s Turkey Vulture breeding season! They’re everywhere and in groups bevause they’re looking for a mate. It’s most likely normal behavior, your area probably has features that allow multiple to perch comfortably in the same place

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

meet kirby! he’s our newest baby, he’s a normal ball python that had a hard life before he came to us and now he lives in a python heaven! his spine kinks are from his past home and we don’t know why they happened, but he can move and eat just fine :) welcome home baby <3

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

happy easter! i work tree kangaroos today 🥰🥰

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@the_tweedy Doing your best is enough and your best is different day by day. If your best today is getting everything done on your list, great! if your best tomorrow is just getting out of bed and eating, great! all you have to do is do your best available and it’s okay to ask for help

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear.

a thread

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@microsama_ wear gloves and use a paint brush to push him into a cup. they can’t climb smooth surfaces so he can’t get out of anything smooth, and then pour him out of the cup where you feel comfortable with him being

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

@HonkIfUrHoary I like google photos because i can access all photos uploaded to it from any device ON any device

[sage! @gl0wstickb0nes]

feeding pluto the biggest hopper i’ve ever seen and he *almost* gets it and then rearranges and misses the head again