Alex Gladstone

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[Maria @mlstrat]

told my boss i appreciate words of affirmation and now he sends me shit like this

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming dart frog issue. They interviewed the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen/liked the comic. They sent me a copy, which just arrived:

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

sophie cunningham is just mad bc ppl shout “brick” at her more often than they do trans women

[Geo @Geo_AW]

crazy how if they weren't legally forced to do this they would have us switching between chargers like call of duty loudouts

[✦ @Trimfya]

@Edelgard1162 @eunuch_fruit this is the kinda shit edelgard would say

[Edelgard @Edelgard1162]

@eunuch_fruit Big penis is vulgar and barbaric. Small penis is refined and elegant. Erectile dysfunction is good because it keeps the penis small.

[turbomander @turbomander]

some asshole on the highway kept honking at me and i almost had to look up from my phone just to see what his freaking problem was , some people pmo so bad dude

[sarah @slothanova]

she’s just setting up for her career as a fox news shill once she’s out of the league, ignore her

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.

[vin @catboygilgamesh]

"He offers them a test to see whether they prefer male or female sheep before offering them a place in his sanctuary"

[Mami @themamiwatta]

I hope she haunts him

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Reminder to do your HRT!

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

eat cheese and sin

[𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖞 @bacchusrights]

just discovered wikipedia sells official merch including this Ant T Shirt ...... it kind of goes hard ngl

[micheal @godsb0y]

stayed 30 minutes late at work

[Cristen @cristenstinky]

i like it when someone makes me feel really good cus then i can think about it later and microdose feeling good

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars