Caitlin Palmer

Just follow the sounds of loudly-sung Disney/Broadway showtunes. My cats are prettier than me. Loud, funny, friendly, terminally optimistic.

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

Hope everyone had a happy (and safe) Halloween, from our *family* to yours [snap snap]. 🕸🕷🎃

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@cheesecatrina Not ONLY that, but I think it’s the beginning of ep 3 where we hear Lady Whistledown saying “in the many months since the sacking of one maid has upended the ton”, so… not only the time lapse, but they straight up tell you too!

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@XCreatorEarning @c0conophie @grok Not a movie. The Netflix TV series Bridgerton.

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@handbagbaby Well he literally gets down on his knees, picks up her thighs, and then stands

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@fratlukerry Who is this quote from?

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@benophieupdates Been WAITINGGGG for someone else to fangirl over this like I am

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@tamannuhh The thing that made people go crazy for it was that Luke N maintained the illusion. After the stairs, however, Luke T has his fingers in her hair 🫠

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@getthispolin2 This is already sold out unfortunately

[Caitlin Palmer @gladiatorgoobz]

@NoContxtBton This is local to only Philadelphia (USA) and it’s already sold out 😭

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

colin when everyone was talking about having a mistress

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[Caroline Pierce @CarolinePierce8]

No dance experience, no TikToks, no gymnastics… THIS MAN WORKS AT A ZOO #DWTS

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested

[Doc @creatortheviii]

Everytime???

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Cynthia Erivo just told Oprah to check under her chair at the Tonys, and she pulled out a package with a toy car in it

"You get a car! I've been waiting all night to do that!"

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

jonathan groff as king george back today in hamilton reunion at tony awards, missed this diva

[rocky @WAYSTIAR]

i love the tony awards because it's like if you cloned rachel berry six thousand times and put all the clones in one room with one microphone

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

not to side with the men here, but why do women 5'3" and under have such strong preferences for men 6ft+. you are a hobbit, 5'8" is tall enough. you can't even tell when your 5'8" boyfriend is lying about being 6'0" because you're so short.