Garret Lambrecht

well im im a dad know...what a new world #welcometothethunderdome

[Walmart @Walmart]

setting my myspace profile song to 10 hrs of checkout beeps

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

KABOOOOOOOM!!!😎🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

[Sioux Falls Police @siouxfallspd]

Due to current weather conditions including scientific factors involving the pavement temperature, moisture in the air, current air temperature, snow melt, and pretty much anything else that I know nothing about....the roads are deceptively slick, so use caution!! /802

[Garret Lambrecht @GLambrecht141]

When the wife says she's a nurse not an artist. #hobbywork #getitgjrl

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Who else remembers this feeling?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Something my friends and I would do...

https://t.co/dEOrf3cWDL

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I don't disagree..

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

when your phone auto corrects to "its duckin lit"

[Wrestler Problems @Wrestlerprblms]

You haven't competed in 10 years and still don't have hair on your knees. #wrestlerprblms

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your friend who died at the pregame shows up to the party.

[Garret Lambrecht @GLambrecht141]

@TheeDrapeDaddy wait a second what happens to the country one I had suggested #somebroyouare

[Stand Up Documentary @StandUpFilm]

Take it easy out there fellas.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

THE MUSIC 💀 https://t.co/zEYwJUos0W

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

Oh for the love of pasta! Tell us—what would you do for this view right now? #NationalPastaDay 

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Do you know what a McFlip is?

https://t.co/i487fDO1Up

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Redneck or genius? Merica.