AlviderZayne JorkinIt

Weer hoo weer - Ke$ha

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@GrahamsHouse69

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The Major League Baseball Players Association fired chief operating officer Xavier James and its head of human resources, Michael O'Neill, with cause today, sources tell me and @DVNJr. The firings came after an internal investigation spurred by the DOJ looking into the MLBPA.

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@GrahamsHouse69 AlviderZayne JorkinIt

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Sometimes I don't really know how to make a good joke or a joke and then just laugh at myself and then it just makes my day better and it's not that bad anymore I just feel like it's just a to do with me being mean or something I can't

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Welp I just skrungled all over the jorkalititis pray for me🙏🏻

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I do be pissin. I do be shartin. And I most certainly do be nuttin. Stay blessed out there.

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@GrahamsHouse69

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@GrahamsHouse69 I aM gEY

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@GrahamsHouse69 Saw him tweakin behind the 7-11 again last night. Don't tell anyone but I gave him $20 for more fent

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Tickle my taint and call me jermichael finley

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@GrahamsHouse69 @bigfuker7 Fuck off @GrahamsHouse69 or I'll suck your penis too

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PeeNus aN CwAkEr YaX

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@GrahamsHouse69 Angelina Jolie?

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Just stole a child from a Waffle House during a scuffle #noregrets #watchyodamnkids

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@GrahamsHouse69 Try the 5 for 5 next time. Way more potent

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Just fingered a grandma behind an Outback Steakhouse

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Kicking and screaming at the thought of an ice cold Danimals Crush Cup