Jake Turner

⚠️Registered Flex Offender⚠️

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

Today is a constant struggle not to shit myself.

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

If sobbing about the past for my own actions was an Olympic sport I’d be a 26 time gold medalist #boohoobaby #dweller

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@realDonaldTrump *Lose

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

Apparently i shit myself in my sleep last night...

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@MTH_mike That’s exactly what a social dragon like yourself would do

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

Why would you wanna take a shit next to someone when there is 3 other stalls open?

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

So I’ve been thinking a lot about AI recently

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

It’s 2019 and people still think birds and giraffes are real.😔

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@blink155pod dooble entendre

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@AmazonHelp Not currently I don’t. It just happens so often that it needed to be addressed.

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@amazon I thought guaranteed delivery meant it was guaranteed it would be delivered on the said day, not the NEXT one.

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@AmazonHelp I know it’s not the intention. But maybe it shouldn’t say guaranteed if it’s not. Kinda defeats the purpose.

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@elonmusk me and my friend @goochimane have a really good idea can you give us a grant?

[CORRELL B @CORRELLB2]

KANYE WEST - RUNAWAY (COVER)

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

I just wanna watch @bretmichaels rock of love with my homies

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

Hot Take: Doom is a Christian game.

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@BonJovi isn’t a fucking cowboy.

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@unkleadams Woah!!!!😮You mean you like artists that aren’t rap?!?!?!? You truly are unique

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

@Judy8Moon @unkleadams Add that to the list too

[Jake Turner @glassin4ham]

It’d be nice if @amazon (prime I mind you) could deliver my packages on time for once. Tired of getting delayed packages for no reason.