Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃

A simple kind of man. Texas made. Arizona loved 💚💙 Lord of Scotland. owner of land and one tree

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

Currently the Supreme Court has no jurisdiction over our bedroom. We’re choosing to spent or night naked, eating popsicles in bed….

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

Winds are rising. Temp just dropped 30 degrees. Not 1 person in Arizona is is thinking about tornados guess i grew up in Texas

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: The Vatican calls out American pro-lifers for cherrypicking the Bible on abortion, reminds them that pro-life “also means being concerned about the mortality rates of women” who give birth and “defending life against the threat of firearms.” RT IF THE VATICAN IS RIGHT!

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

If you really think they’re not coming after you next then you don’t understand how the history of the world works.

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

My incredibly beautiful and smart wife said “you have watched game of thrones to much” like she is not obsessed with Disney and it’s not raining @02joyjoy

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

@02joyjoy @JurassicWorld #texasforever

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

@MagicJohnson "winning time" is ironic cause the show was great

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

@smEllenOSU @ArchAngel_43 @ByKimberleyA @nfldraftscout And poor ghosty didn't eat all season

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

@JOEL9ONE Definitely Lana Rhoades

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Gianna Bryant would’ve turned 16 years old today.

Happy Birthday Gigi. 💜

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ja Morant in crunch time

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Momma, there goes that man.

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

@bomani_jones @tatefrazier If bridges didn’t react there wasn’t a real threat.

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

My childhood was ruined tonight. Meg Ryan wasn’t actually a good actress just a boy hood crush 😞

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

So I’m like Meg Ryan. Cindy Crawford. And I know I’m super older than my wife. Both we both said “wow we’re old”

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

And the Oscar goes to…… 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

Look I’m not from Louisiana or Orleans but I’ve spent a lot of time there. Is there a pelicans nation? Reggie just said “pelican nation is alive”. I’ve never met a pelican fan. Good team but I’d like to meet you #sunsnola

[Lord Kenny Wayne 🥃 @glasskenny]

Being a patient human is having to watch Amber Heard in aquaman saying people are bad when she lied about Johnny Depp and ruined fantastic beasts while waiting for the suns to play.