I’ve got a new poem in the fall issue of @MassReview! It’s called “Autumn” & maybe that’s a bit on the nose for the issue, but whatever, I love this season. Thanks to @kwamethethird for originally posting these images on IG. & many thanks to the editors.
FREE WRITING ADVICE:
- sing sea shanties to all ur commas
- tell spellcheck to mind its own dang business
- replace every "very" with a poltergeist
- name all of ur semi-colons after famous architects
- let ur adverbs go to the big halloween dance
- show, don't yell
Hey young cool people, the reason older women wear "clown makeup" is because the cone photoreceptors in their retinas are degrading and they have a harder time perceiving color.
I know.
You feel pretty bad now don't you?
Good, go wash my car.
instead of using the same password everywhere, i use multiple different variations of the same password where i change one letter or add one number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me