David Glasspool

I'm a stand up comedian. I play the drums. I'm blind. I'm extremely handsome/charming. That is all

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise dear God, I just thought about what your inbox must look like. I feel like I would be both surprised and not surprised at the messages you get. you have my condolences.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@EllieBlissful where

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@EllieBlissful that’s pretty impressive.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte not at all

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise have not gotten the man hating vibe from you on here at all. dudes on the Internet get butt hurt easily

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte I don’t really know you that well so I don’t think I could give a good answer.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise @FrankTankol75 no way, my cats are way too flirtatious, and I don’t trust them around her.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@EllieBlissful so my vision is good enough to where I can see that you’re in this video but not good enough to know what you’re doing. What’s going on?

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte i’m not actually sure what my next-door neighbor looks like

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise that, what do you bring to the table, it’s such a condescending question.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise i’m definitely straight, but once I decided to listen to the entire discography of Prince and well …

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte if that didn’t work, then I guess voiceover is just not compatible with doing that unfortunately

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte 🖤

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte Wait, so do you eat the entire watermelon first? You know what never mind

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@CarterCruise why are people who would say that following you to begin with? I would just want to ask them, why are you here? It’s weird.

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte I guess it depends on the context

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte cannot figure out how to do that which is unfortunate because I was looking forward to growing a pair of my own. That is what you meant, isn’t it?

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@LenaLamonte Who is this?

[David Glasspool @glasspool321]

@EllieBlissful Nice picture