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Sunrise, parabellum

[eli @Elitiker]

In Germany we don't say "Ich muss mal aufs Klo."

We say:
"Mich erreicht ein Fax aus Darmstadt"

"Den Porzellandrachen füttern"

"Das große Latrinum ablegen"

"Der Maulwurf steht schon an der Kasse"

"Den Braunbären auswildern"

"Ich habe noch ein Gespräch auf Leitung 2"

[Abel Jansma @Abelaer]

Somehow, all these are insults:
1. You’re not as smart as you look.
2. You’re smarter than you look.
3. You’re exactly as smart as you look.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

I promise you’re not even slightly prepared for how INSANE this story is. Not only has the town they’re in not had a single COVID case in months but it was originally founded as a commie bar for lesbians where paying was optional. Eventually almost no one paid the cover fee (predictable) and 2 of the original owners left. The full time mask requirement left them almost no business. One of the owners left to go to CLOWN COLLEGE.

The drama here is that they’re making masks optional for ONE NIGHT OF THE WEEK!

In a town with NO COVID cases….

I mean it would be nuts if there was COVID too but how are they so delusional that they think they need to mask with zero cases!?!

The one remaining owner is living in her car because the commie business model is failing so terribly. She can’t pay herself or her employees.

Her detractors, who have been bar patrons, have been attacking her as well for sometimes forgetting to use alt text on social media posts, which they call ableist and dangerous. 😂

Some responses she got to ONE night where masking would be optional:

"PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILL DISABLED PEOPLE"

"YOU’RE COMPLICIT IN A MASS DISABLING EVENT"

"I HOPE YOUR VENUE GETS FIREBOMBED"

So… 😂😂😂 Next she brings in a mediator to hear out the crazy people. The meeting goes off the rails almost immediately because the mediator (who’s a therapist) is White. They then said she was a mandatory reporter who could force hospitalize them. They said the mediator made them feel "wildly unsafe."

The owner is 50k in debt on the business loan and living in her car. When she brought this up they said she was spilling White Tears for sympathy which they found "incredibly racist."

The meeting went on like this for nearly 4 hours.

Long story short: these leftists are literally insane. So insane that clown college seems like the most intelligent move in this deranged story. 🤡

You can never let them have any power.

[Алексей Кириленко @Kirilenko_a]

Полицейские конечно те ещё бегуны

На салатовой ветке произошла задержка поездов из-за полуголого мужчины, который спустился на пути и побежал по тоннелю.

Догонять его пришлось полицейским. #Москва

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this might be one of the most deserved smacks i’ve ever seen

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it

[meat @glebbo]

@MeekyBlinders @OnALighter_Note its t-rex garlic, otherwise known as godzilla garlic

[meat @glebbo]

@MarijanCrnekovi @Ralf_Hoecker na da kann ich ja doch nochmal durchatmen

[meat @glebbo]

@boersenbelfort wow, ein haufen scheiße für 1 euro

[meat @glebbo]

@BAMFBasar deutsche memes sind die hurensöhnigsten

[meat @glebbo]

@neuroConnG @Qptc12 @humanprobe u can prolly buy all of iceland for 200 bucks

[meat @glebbo]

@SkidJMarcus @JohnnyCallicutt just telling u what the comic tells u. see by the height of nancy's hammock in relation to the tree's branch in the first vs the third panel that she's using the other girl's hammock as the roof. the blonde girl is probably just too stupid to realize (might be part of the joke).

[meat @glebbo]

@SkidJMarcus @JohnnyCallicutt she's using the other girl's hammock as protection

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

Recipes will dead ass be like

Prep time: 10 minutes

Step 1: chop and caramelize 4 onions

[Vishwak .p @PVishwak4]

@_kabibara_ Flying dildo of doom and consequences

[meat @glebbo]

@Zizoplays1 @insomnophile724 @Ssg14470791 I thought it was killua with aids

[Αηg!ҽ @angipathy]

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