glendale bastard

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@GarlicCorgi They won't get close don't worry

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@centregoals Might be? Did you see his fucking leg?

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@joshhart BREASTMILK IS ON THE MENU

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

One Struggle

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

thank you sir

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

The greatest comeback in NBA finals history in the greatest city in the world.

A night for the history books.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@JohnDeMarsico Man this is devastating. Best of luck in whatever's next, John.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@MaxBiggavelli Where do I Go

[Film at Lincoln Center @FilmLinc]

💔 Rest in peace Homayoun Ershadi (1947-2025), the great Iranian actor known for his debut performance in Abbas Kiarostami’s TASTE OF CHERRY, as well as his work with directors Dariush Mehrjui, Kathryn Bigelow, Marc Forster, Alejandro Amenábar, and more.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@IdahoBones Learn.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

Bill Simmons and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Nah. It needs to make money.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

It’ll never work.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

Incredible things are happening in China

[Jake Fischer @JakeLFischer]

A Nuggets source just texted me: "Chinese Jokic," about the Blazers' surprise selection.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@JohnDeMarsico @itsJohnRocker King

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Powerful.

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@hebeipangzai Happy birthday King 👑

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@dwdavison yellow cake!

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@nihalist___ @YedIin @adamcurtisbroll

[glendale bastard @glendalebastard]

@THEjonathanwolf @MFKnicks Haram unfortunately

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

9 years ago today, "Our ass is in the jackpot."