Ugly God's Dad Since 2016

Oh god I’m almost 30 now 😭

[Rock Show @rockshow_jp]

Halsey - Closer (Live)

00年代を代表するEDMだったThe Chainsmokersとの「Closer」を、今のHalseyは歪んだギターとバンドサウンドで鳴らす！

FOBやPATDを聴いて育ったエモキッズの頃の彼女を考えると、これこそがHalseyの「Closer」かもしれない！

[倉井杏人 @9quwt21eY122939]

セットは意外と長く、裏では自転車で移動してました
#8番出口
#河内大和

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

seeing this is going viral on X again

[Susan Zhang @suchenzang]

i'm sorry to my overlords, this was funnier than expected

[Blue Daddy's Girl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 -🚫AI @BlueDaddysGirl]

this goes from normal animator BS to Pro BS, to showing off, to autistic special interest, to "too deep to quit" to WTF IS HE ANIMATING WATER??? to holding my head in my hands in disbelief at the pure skill but also (mostly) unrelatable level of dedication

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

JOSIE’S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

“The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum,"

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

That man gave Justin Timberlake all of his greatest production years

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Our CEO called me in a rage because his Zoom calls kept dropping.

He said his video was freezing every 15 seconds and asked if we were under a DDoS attack.

We weren't under a DDoS attack.

I was manually throttling the executive Wi-Fi network down to 128 kilobits per second.

I told him we were suffering from acute packet fragmentation due to an outdated routing table.

I explained that the incoming data packets were colliding in the local cache and tearing each other apart.

He asked how long it would take to rebuild the routing table.

I told him the only way to stop the fragmentation was to authorize my pending $85K budget request for a new fiber-optic firewall.

That request had been sitting on his desk for 3 weeks.

He pulled it up on his iPad and signed it while still on the phone with me.

The second the DocuSign email hit my inbox, I removed the bandwidth cap.

His Zoom feed instantly snapped into pristine 4K resolution.

He audibly gasped and told me I was an absolute miracle worker.

I told him I had to manually reroute the packet streams through a secure secondary tunnel.

I used the phrase "dynamic latency overriding."

He sent an email to the entire company praising the IT department for our rapid crisis response.

The new firewall budget is actually going to be used to build a private Classic server for my World of Warcraft guild.

I don't solve problems.

I manufacture minor technological hostage situations.

Bandwidth is just leverage.

[Noah @noah_bino]

Spent 3 weeks building a texting app slower than email. Messages fly at pigeon speed — LA to NYC takes 22 hrs. Sometimes the bird dies & the message isn’t delivered.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@mattvanswol

[Erin - expert on everything @Kpopggstan1]

Fergie genuinely might be dethroned after this. Like when I first tuned I could not believe this was happening. And the cuts to the players and audience trying to keep it together was KILLING me

[nana 🧚🏽‍♀️! @realsouplover]

made bf bring me food at work and he was acting weird when he dropped it off and then texted me this after driving away

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

stop tagging me in this

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[Ugly God's Dad Since 2016 @glenn_epic]

@DrinkAriZona #AriZonaGolfWang

[Lux @thisislux]

women with big butts are always right

[Zedd @Zedd]

@b3kholing I apologize for having so many hits

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Mom: honey, I cleaned your room and also threw away a strange piece of paper with 12 English words on it

Me: