glennuh

[one:one @novathaOG]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

i hate to say it honestly but the best thing ever is really smoking weed and laying down

[dai 💛 malewife enjoyer @omidiceee]

spending 10 dollars on lunch vs spending 50 dollars on a tiny plushie

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[★？♡ ✚！ @Guttergore1]

"wheres my chew toy at" i say as i look for my bf

[gumball @gnmball]

the fda recommends having a few cigarettes if you've been a good girl

[manuel @manwelllb_]

wtf I think someone spiked my 2 margs, 2 buzzballs, and 6 cranberry vodkas

[Riċ @ricblurs]

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

[mike @mikeisaspider]

when your homegirl so stupid you just start crying

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

when shawty goes nonverbal and you gotta bust these out

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Can I have a puff of your cigarette and a sip of your drink bro

[mariana @pastapilled]

You can't get the Sunday scaries if you're scared all week long