GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sir Glen of Dagenham🛡️⚔️ Retired vending machine engineer. CAMRA member. Stop the eurofizz invasion! Big brother is watching you 👁️Viva Hooky Street!

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

You drink lager. I drink bitter. were not the same

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@General_EFC @emilyhewertson The elegance of a magpie can't be appreciated by a simpleton. If you think you need to hide in a bush to see one, I can assume you only go outside to buy the latest copy medal of honour. I met the woman of my dreams on a birdwatching meet and we've been together ever since.

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Life continues to provide such rich and fulfilling experiences! Last night I used silly string for the first time!

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Twatted down the boozer. Propper.

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@UKNoContext Gotta be @andyandkerry

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@anon_opin My dog has to put a lead on me!

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@sophielouisecc Now that looks like my kind of lunch! After a bit of rocky I could do two of them back to back 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Only one man deserves to walk the illustrious red carpet and that's Keanu Reeves.

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

The best thing about being a man is that you can do whatever you want 😎

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@braybraywoowoo And all I had to do was look at my phone to see it

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Rules are made to be broken!
#fuckdryjan #fuckjandry

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@ThommoBH @SteveBruneUK @geenbostore Don't buy them from here though my mate gets them off the back of a lorry and does them half price

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@TonyBellew Where's @rodstewart when you need him?

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@SteveBruneUK It's all tick tock and puffing fruit salad vaper risers now

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@bmstores This is political correctness gone mad

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

I'd never gonna fucking diet hahha

[The Range UK @TheRangeUK]

🤣 🤣 🤣 JK

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Bringing in the new year with my nearest and dearest with a fat spliff of rocky was a dream come true. Here's to 2023

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@JeansAndSheux I should get one that says not talkie before rocky

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@oasis Fuckin owsome!

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

Two of my favourite things

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Sausages and marriage

[GLEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @glenvstheworld6]

@elonmusk That's a very interesting thought as I do like to make my own pizza I do the frozen Chicago town ones I hope you are familiar with those ones as they are very nice and I think you should try them but I don't know if they sell them on mars